jesus

i am never putting on the washing machine before bed again.
It makes sounds.
Apparently, dogs don’t like sounds that sound like knocking at midnight.

every two seconds = RUFF RUFF RRROOOAARR RUFFF!!!!! !RUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFF!!! STOMP STOMP STOMP! RUGFFFF!!

  • Convo between a distantly-related relative (man in his 50's) and myself. He is known for being highly annoying, pestering people constantly, asking the same questions in different formats, etc.
  • Him: SO YVETKA WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO LATELY?
  • Me: Oh, nothing.
  • Him: NO REALLY WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?
  • Me: -completely serious tone- Drugs. Lots of drugs. -stares at him-
  • (Out of the corner of my eye, I notice my close uncle/godfather listening to our exchange, registering my sarcasm, and smirking. The distant family friend does NOT register my sarcasm and takes me seriously).
  • Him: DRUGS? WELL... YOU KNOW, I DID A LOT OF DRUGS BACK IN MY DAY TOO.
  • Me: -internal groan, I was thinking that saying something ridiculous would get him off my back but heeeereee wee goo again-
  • Him: LIGHTER THINGS, YOU KNOW, NOT HEROIN OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. BUT SOME COCAINE... SOME WEED IS NICE TOO. BUT NOT TOO MUCH COCAINE BECAUSE I BECOME ADDICTED VERY QUICKLY
  • Never corrected him about the drug thing.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

!!!

I RANDOMLY *RANDOMLY* LOOKED ON GROUPON TODAY, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 4-6 MONTHS. 

AND GUESS WHAT I FRICKEN FOUND?

THE ROBOT FLOOR CLEANER THAT I HAVE WANTED FOR OVER A YEAR AND WAS JUST ABOUT TO BUY….

FOR 50 PERCENT OFF.

I HAVE BEEN WRITING ABOUT ROBOTIC STUFF ALL WEEK

AND I HAVE BEEN WANTING THE THING FOR AGES

AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO BUY IT FOR MY NEW HOUSE

TODAY OR TOMORROW

AND I RANDOMLY GO ONTO GROUPON

AND SCROLL FOR A FEW MINUTES

AND THERE IS FUCKING IS

50 PERCENT OFF

FOR THOSE WHO DON’T BELIEVE IN LUCK

YOU BITCHES ARE ALL WRONG

THESE VACCUMS COST ANYWHERE FROM 300-1000 BUCKS!!!!

OKAY!!!

IT’S NOT LIKE A 20 DOLLAR THING FOR HALF OFF

IT’S A PROPER THING!

HOLY CRAP!

in the past 2 days, I have gotten into

about 10 arguments with DIFFERENT people.

I’m becoming emotional
????????????????

like, right now, driver didn’t collect the funds he was supposed to and I am literally shaking after arguing the the broker and the driver + my entire face is flushed.

?????????
Before, I wouldn’t even be concerned with this.

I’m going to let this current state drag on for another month before reevaluating. Maybe I’m just having a bad week.

I feel like it has to do with not wanting to hear people’s bullshit more than anything. Example - there was a lady that rattled on and on and on about everything and anything pertaining to her car. She claimed that she cannot do direct deposits into bank accounts if she doesn’t have an account there (false), can’t do wire transfers (false), etc. 

At the end of her long tirade (during the middle of which I literally said - blah blah blah blah blah - to get her to shut up) I simply said,

"Wow. You should write a book."
And hung up. 
Because no one gives a shit, lady. 

Breathing in and out lol

boo

had to buy a stepping stool because I’m too damn short to open an cabinets in my new house. For some god forsaken reason, they decided to put the cabinets up REALLY HIGH.

SORRY I’M NOT 6 FOOT SOMETHING GOSH.

in other news,
a famous family friend of mine just left her husband for another man. Her husband was GOLD…. GOLDEN. More on this topic later because I’m at work right now but I am sooooo infused in their situation that I had dreams about it last night. I can’t believe that idiotic bitch. Can’t name names cause, er, she’s a well known model but I CAN’T BELIEVE SHE DID THIS TO HIM. Her family has excommunicated her. She’s becoming a disgusting golddigging whore. God. I want to punch her in the face. My mom was speaking to her mom yesterday (They’re best friends) and her mom showed my mom all the texts that she sent the Whore. Her mom is on the husband’s side. Her dad nearly had a heart attack and starting sobbing. The Whore pretended everything was fine with everyone until the last second. She came home from work, took two suitcases, and dumped her husband. HER HUSBAND IS SO GREAT; literally. I’m so sad for him. And her brother is sooo close to her husband, they’re like brothers, and she has literally cut hundreds of relationships with this idiotic move. woiefjoiwgoiegiejogjweijgowjgowr

Mmmm

Now that The Guy is overseas + finishing his residency, I’m just reminiscing and just so thankful for all these lessons coming toward me.

And for the fact that I have a super hot and smart tamale.

And for the fact that I don’t tend to miss people, lol, because it would be difficult to miss someone I think.


I’m quickly becoming annoyed with people who think but do not act

And it’s ridiculous. Because I was one of those people! For ages! And ages! And I still partly am! I’m still working on it every single second.

It’s just a diverted/projected internal dislike.
It’s so crazy though, how quickly your mentality can change with the correct pressure points.

Ughh Ramadan challenge is over. Wow. I did it. Lol. And it wasn’t even hard. It was a piece of cake after the first three days.

I’m going to start loads of others shortly. :-)
Goodnight everyone :)
And a little thought of the day - don’t make someone a priority if they make you an option!

Thank you world for allowing me to live another day :) time to rest up :) :)

I would also like to thank the world for not making me an insomniac because I feel like that would be quite unfortunate.

“Do not conform to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind. Then you will be able to test and approve what God’s will is-his good, pleasing and perfect will.”
— Romans 12:2 (via pinkandgreenlivingthedream)

(via grumpyjellyfish)

:)

Transitioning into a completely new Yvette.
Starting to feel red. 
Middle finger up!

don’t get people who can’t get a job lol

I’ve only been looking for 5 days and I have interviews lined up down the street AND an acceptance.

It’s a matter of trying people!

:-) 

i’m dying my hair

this red/dirty blonde color

also,

I just kicked my brain into work and feel much better.

i’m severely dehydrated

my body is pulled moisture from my lips and fingers :(
my muscles are shot :(
my brain feels like its at 10% when it should be 100%

I got a part-time at-home job as a translator. 
listening to audio while translating the words, typing it out. 
Good way to make a few bucks when bored but am still looking for an actual part-time job involving people (to make friends!). I think I’ll hear back from the bar today :) 

  • Yvette: -is handed a bag of presents. Begins tearing into the presents and babbling about how I cannot wrap anything for the life of me so I am always pleasantly surprised when people wrap things nicely-
  • Woman: -watching me ripping into presents- "And there's a card that I wrote for you too..."
  • Yvette: -keeps ripping into presents, opening them, exclaiming how awesome they are-
  • Woman: -watching me-
  • Yvette: WOW, thank you SO much.
  • Woman: -pushes card toward me-
  • Yvette: -begins happily opening card-
  • Yvette: OH NO. -freezes- I was supposed to open the card first. -looks at woman- oops!! I'm sorry!
  • UGHHHHHHH UGHHHHHH FAUX PAS